1 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:07,770 MOM DOESN'T KNOW WE GOT OUR REPORT CARDS. 2 00:00:07,770 --> 00:00:10,740 SO, WE SNEAK INTO MOSEBY'S OFFICE, SHRED THEM, 3 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:12,140 AND NO ONE'S THE WISER. 4 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:15,710 BUT I WANT MOM TO SEE MY REPORT CARD. 5 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:20,120 HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,250 I DON'T. I LIVE WITH YOU, 7 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,990 AND BELIEVE ME, IT'S NO PICNIC. 8 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:26,520 FINE. SHOW HER YOUR REPORT CARD. 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,390 I'LL JUST SAY IT'S FROM THE BOTH OF US. 10 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:31,160 IT ALWAYS WORKS ON OUR BIRTHDAY. 11 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:33,800 MR. MOSEBY. 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,700 DID YOU TRY MY SUGGESTION TO CURE YOUR COLD? 13 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:40,110 ESTEBAN, I'M NOT RUBBING CHICKEN FAT ON MY CHEST. 14 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:43,270 NOT CHICKEN FAT. A FAT CHICKEN. 15 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:46,340 [WHEEZES] 16 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:49,350 I'M FINE, ESTEBAN. 17 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,020 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME, MR. MOSES CITY. 18 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,050 THE TIPTON IS MY HOME. 19 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:59,460 AND MY HOME IS UNDER SIEGE! 20 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:05,490 OH! 21 00:01:05,490 --> 00:01:06,990 AAH! 22 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:10,940 SO SORRY, MADAM. I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY. 23 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:16,100 I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 24 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:18,970 SHALL I SAY BOTTOMS? 25 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,480 DOES THIS, BY ANY CHANCE, BELONG TO YOU? 26 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,850 NO. DON'T KNOW WHO IT BELONGS TO. 27 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,080 IT'S A MYSTERY. COMPLETELY UNSOLVABLE. 28 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:25,980 andquot;ZACK MARTIN. 29 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:27,310 UNLESS YOU DO THAT. 30 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:31,490 HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THIS HOTEL LOBBY 31 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,460 IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND? 32 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,660 NOW, SINCE YOU TWO HAVE ARRIVED-- 33 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,260 [COUGHS] AT MY HOTEL, 34 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:40,730 YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT-- [COUGHS] 35 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,630 NOTHING BUT-- [COUGHS] 36 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,700 NOTHING BUT... [LOSES VOICE] 37 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:47,270 A DELIGHT? 38 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,210 A BUNDLE OF YOUTHFUL ENERGY 39 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,740 WHOSE SPIRIT HAS BREATHED LIFE 40 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:52,340 INTO THIS STODGY OLD PLACE? 41 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:53,110 AND TO SAY THANK YOU, 42 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:56,510 YOU WANT TO REWARD US WITH FREE SUNDAES? 43 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:58,280 THANKS, MR. MOSEBY! 44 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,650 YOU'RE THE BEST! 45 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,350 ♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 46 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:07,390 ♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪ 47 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:09,830 ♪ YES, WE HAVE A SWEET LIFE ♪ 48 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,630 ♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪ 49 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:14,030 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪ 50 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:16,130 ♪ SO, COME ON DOWN ♪ 51 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:18,900 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 52 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,840 ♪ SO, COME ON DOWN ♪ 53 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,110 ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪ 54 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,670 ♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪ 55 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:28,310 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪ 56 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:31,120 ♪ SO, COME ON DOWN ♪ 57 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,250 ♪ THIS IS THE SWEET LIFE ♪ 58 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:48,230 ♪ WE GOT A SWEET LIFE ♪ 59 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:49,030 JUST DO ME A FAVOR. 60 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:53,670 DON'T MENTION THE REPORT CARDS FOR LIKE...EVER. 61 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,170 OK. 62 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:57,700 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S NEW? 63 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,950 REPORT CARDS! 64 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:03,180 OOPS. SLIPPED OUT. 65 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:08,680 AH. STRAIGHT As AGAIN. 66 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,320 WOW, IF YOUR REPORT CARD WERE A SONG, 67 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,590 IT'D SOUND LIKE THIS, [SINGS] ♪ AAAY ♪ 68 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:14,390 ACTUALLY, 69 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:17,090 [SINGS] ♪ AAAY-PUH! ♪ 70 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:20,100 ONE CLASS WAS PASS-FAIL. 71 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,430 LOOK AT THESE COMMENTS. 72 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:22,930 andquot;A JOY TO TEACH, 73 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,600 andquot;A PLEASURE TO HAVE IN MY CLASS. 74 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,800 WHAT A LITTLE CHISELER.andquot; 75 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,480 WOOD SHOP. OH. 76 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,240 ZACK? 77 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,340 LOVE TO CHAT. REALLY TIRED. GOTTA HIT THE HAY. 78 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,910 IT'S 3:30. 79 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:37,680 IF CODY HAS A REPORT CARD, 80 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,250 THAT MEANS YOU HAVE ONE, TOO. 81 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,420 YOU'D THINK. 82 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:44,620 AND I'M JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE. 83 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,150 HAND IT OVER. 84 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:48,150 OK. 85 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:49,400 BUT BEFORE YOU READ IT, 86 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,760 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS 87 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,560 AND SOME BAD NEWS. 88 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,400 THE BAD NEWS IS THAT I GOT Ds 89 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,230 IN MATH, ENGLISH, AND SOCIAL STUDIES. 90 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:58,660 WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 91 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,040 I'M OUTTA BAD NEWS. 92 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,210 THIS ISN'T FUNNY, ZACHARY. 93 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:06,170 OOOH, ZACHARY! 94 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:09,420 I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 95 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:12,580 OOOH, DISAPPOINTED! 96 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:15,180 OOOH, SHUT UP! 97 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:18,280 BUT I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN. 98 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,460 THEN WHY DID ALL OF YOUR TEACHERS WRITE, 99 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,260 andquot;COULD TRY HARDER 100 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,660 I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, 101 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,460 AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THIS SUMMER 102 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:28,560 IN SCHOOL WITH NO VIDEO GAMES, NO TV, AND NO FOOD. 103 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,270 FINE. VEGETABLES. 104 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:34,070 AND FRENCH FRIES AREN'T A VEGETABLE. 105 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,970 MADDIE, WHAT ARE THESE DO-HICKEYS? 106 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:42,250 ARE THEY EXPENSIVE, AND DO I WANNA BUY THEM? 107 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,050 NO. THESE ARE CHESS PIECES. 108 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:46,010 IT'S A GAME THAT'S BEEN PLAYED FOR 5,000 YEARS. 109 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:49,280 WELL, THEN, SOMEONE SHOULD'VE WON ALREADY. 110 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,360 HEY, MR. MOSEBY. HOW YOU DOING? 111 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,590 OOOH! I LOVE CHARADES! 112 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:54,720 OH, OH, OH! 113 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,420 UH, A NOVEL! 114 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,000 A LOVE LETTER! A PARKING TICKET! 115 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,230 OH! I KNOW! 116 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,230 BOOTS! 117 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:05,300 HOW DID YOU GET THAT FROM PARKING TICKET? 118 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,300 I WENT TO BUY BOOTS, AND WHEN I CAME OUT, 119 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,510 I HAD A PARKING TICKET. DUH. 120 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:12,840 All: EYE... 121 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,340 NEED... 122 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,510 TO... 123 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:20,720 DANCE! 124 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,350 OH! 125 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,000 OH! 126 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,830 HE IS TELLING US HE HAS LARYNGITIS. 127 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:39,670 NO. OH, THAT'S NOT IT. 128 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:40,340 OH, YES IT IS, 129 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,510 AND HE WANTS TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN 130 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,340 BECAUSE HE CANNOT SPEAK. 131 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,810 WHICH WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 132 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:47,170 IF HE TRIED MY GRANDMA ESTEBINA'S VOICE CURE. 133 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:49,340 BUT WOULD HE LISTEN TO ME? 134 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:51,880 NOOOOO. 135 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:53,580 NOW THIS ARTICULATE MAN, 136 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:55,020 WITH HIS MASTERY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, 137 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,150 IS REDUCED TO RELYING ON ME 138 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:59,180 TO CONVEY HIS MOST INTRICATE THOUGHTS. 139 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:02,530 andquot;SHUT UP, ESTEBAN. 140 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:10,540 TEST? HOW COULD THERE BE A TEST? 141 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:13,140 DIDN'T WE JUST GET OUR REPORT CARDS? 142 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,170 ISN'T THERE SOME DOWN-TIME 143 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,140 BEFORE WE HAVE TO START andquot;LEARNING 144 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:20,410 UH. WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOVING KNOWLEDGE DOWN OUR THROATS? 145 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:22,110 IT'S SCHOOL? 146 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:24,910 YEAH, AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SPEND 147 00:06:24,910 --> 00:06:26,210 MY SUMMER HERE EATING VEGETABLES 148 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:29,560 AND HAVING YOU TELL ME WHAT WAS ON TV LAST NIGHT. 149 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,790 THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY OUT. 150 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,620 YEAH. STUDY. 151 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:37,620 LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY... 152 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:39,600 OK, BOB. ARE YOU NERVOUS? 153 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,400 BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 154 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,070 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN DOING GREAT IN MY SPECIAL ED CLASS, 155 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,500 SO BEING NERVOUS WOULD JUST BE SILLY. 156 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,770 I'M NOT NERVOUS, MR. FORGESS. 157 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,370 OH, GOOD, GOOD. 'CAUSE I'M SWEATING 158 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,710 LIKE A TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING. 159 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:53,240 OH, YEAH. YOU'RE LEAVING A PUDDLE ON MY DESK. 160 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,480 OH! SORRY. 161 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,080 WELL, I'M JUST HAPPY TO TRY A REGULAR CLASS AGAIN. 162 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:57,910 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY? 163 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:00,620 NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU, BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT 164 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,420 THAT YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU. DO YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU? 165 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:06,950 IS THE WORD andquot;CONFIDENCE STARTING TO SOUND WEIRD TO YOU? 166 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:07,720 A LITTLE. 167 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,430 YEAH, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN ON THE CAFFEINE. 168 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,200 OK, WELL, I'LL TELL THE TEACHER TO MAKE SURE 169 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,800 YOU HAVE EXTRA TIME ON YOUR TEST, 170 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,330 AND, UH...OH! 171 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:19,360 AND I'LL TELL HER JUST HOW CONFIDENT YOU ARE. 172 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,970 BOB IS IT? 173 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:26,640 I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING 174 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,340 THAT YOU GET EXTRA TIME ON YOUR TEST. 175 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:31,450 DO YOU MIND MY ASKING HOW YOU SWUNG THAT? 176 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,680 I HAVE DYSLEXIA. 177 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,580 CAN YOU CATCH IT? 178 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,180 WHEN YOU'RE DYSLEXIC, 179 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:38,420 YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THE WAY YOUR BRAIN HEARS AND SEES THINGS. 180 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:40,330 LIKE, YOU KNOW, LETTERS AND NUMBERS? 181 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:42,090 THEY GET MIXED UP IN MY HEAD. 182 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:42,860 OH, BUMMER, DUDE, 183 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,330 BUT STILL, NO TIME LIMIT ON YOUR TESTS. 184 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:48,260 SO, IT KINDA BALANCES OUT, DOESN'T IT? 185 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:52,470 YOU'RE A andquot;GLASS HALF-FULLandquot; KIND OF A GUY, AREN'T YA? 186 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:54,140 SO, IT'S CALLED andquot;DYSLEXIA. 187 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,370 WOW, I NEVER REALIZED THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAD TROUBLE READING 188 00:07:57,370 --> 00:08:00,880 THE QUESTIONS AND GETTING THEIR THOUGHTS STRAIGHT JUST LIKE ME. 189 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,250 UH, EXCUSE ME, I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. 190 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,550 DID YOU SAY YOU HAVE PROBLEMS READING? 191 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:08,250 I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 192 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,590 IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF. 193 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:14,390 YOU KNOW, UNCONFIDENT. 194 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:14,890 OH. 195 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:16,560 THAT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL, 196 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,920 BUT YOU'RE NOT FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF 197 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,900 BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES. 198 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,770 NOT ALL THE TIME. YOU WANT A NICE MIX. ALTHOUGH-- 199 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,500 DOES HE ALWAYS GO ON LIKE THIS? 200 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,070 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 201 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:29,100 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU COME BY 202 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:29,880 MY OFFICE AFTER SCHOOL, 203 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,810 AND WE'LL SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 204 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:32,910 THANKS, MR. FORGESS. 205 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:37,210 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FEEL LIKE THERE'S HOPE. 206 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:47,150 HAVE YOU NO SHAME? 207 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:50,060 YOU'RE RIGHT. I FEEL TERRIBLE. 208 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,130 REALLY? 209 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,700 NO. 210 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,200 LOOK! NOW MY MR. POINTY-HEAD IS STARING 211 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,040 RIGHT AT YOUR KINGY-THINGY. 212 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,770 THAT'S CHECKMATE! 213 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:03,740 IS THAT GOOD? 214 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:05,410 NO. NOT FOR ME. 215 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,040 IT MEANS YOU BEAT ME. 216 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,910 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME. 217 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:09,440 WHY NOT? 218 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,950 I REFUSE TO BE BEATEN BY SOMEONE 219 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,650 WHO CALLS THE BISHOP andquot;MR. POINTY-HEAD 220 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,580 WHICH ONE'S THE BISHOP? 221 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:16,380 MR. POINTY-HEAD! 222 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,950 SEE, IT'S CATCHING ON! 223 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:18,780 NO, IT ISN'T. 224 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:23,530 CHESS IS AN INTELLECTUAL GAME, AND YOU'RE...NOT. 225 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:28,960 WELL, MAYBE I'M A LITTLE MORE INTELLECTUALER THAN YOU THUNK. 226 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,640 OH NO. OH NO. OH NO. 227 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,370 OH NO. 228 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:40,310 [RINGS BELL] 229 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:44,380 OH, DEAR. THAT IS YOUR ANGRY BELL FACE. 230 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:46,610 DO YOU WANT ME TO YELL AT ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER? 231 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:47,450 WHO IS IT? 232 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:49,410 I SHALL BE RUTHLESS. 233 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:53,960 andquot;YOU ARE LATE AGAIN, ESTEBAN.andquot; 234 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,290 I AM SO SORRY, MR. MOSEBY, BUT-- 235 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,360 YOU'RE RIGHT. 236 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,300 [IMITATES MOSEBY] OH, NO EXCUSES, ESTEBAN. 237 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,500 THIS HAS HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES. 238 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,730 I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FIRE YOU. 239 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,900 OH, PLEASE, MR. MOSEBY, DON'T FIRE ME! 240 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,880 I NEED THIS JOB. 241 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:14,840 [IMITATES MOSEBY] OH, VERY WELL. 242 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:19,380 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK. 243 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:22,320 MAYBE I DON'T WANT IT BACK. 244 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,950 MAYBE I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE 245 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:26,190 WITH A LITTLE MORE JOB SECURITY. 246 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:30,100 [IMITATES MOSEBY] OH, BUT DUT, DUT, DUT! 247 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:34,100 NO, ESTEBAN. DON'T LEAVE. 248 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,030 I NEED YOU. OH, ALL RIGHT. 249 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:40,910 YOU CAN HAVE A RAISE. 250 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,040 I ACCEPT. 251 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,440 YOU'RE A GREAT MAN. 252 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,270 [IMITATES MOSEBY] OH, PISH-POSH! 253 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,180 YOU REALLY WANT TO YELL AT ME RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU? 254 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,820 OH, HERE. HIT ME ONCE FOR YES, TWICE FOR NO. 255 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:56,950 EXCUSE ME... 256 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,750 AAH! 257 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,130 OH, YOU AGAIN. 258 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,760 Mr. Forgess: MS. MARTIN, UH-- AFTER CONSULTING 259 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,590 WITH THE SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST 260 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,240 AND LOOKING AT THE RESULTS OF ALL ZACK'S TESTS, 261 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,640 WELL, WE'VE CONCLUDED THAT HE PROBABLY HAS A LEARNING DISABILITY. 262 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,470 HE HAS A LEARNING DISABILITY? 263 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,410 OH, THANK GOODNESS! 264 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:21,980 I MEAN-- 265 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,780 OH, NO. THAT'S OK. I GET THAT A LOT. 266 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,210 SO, DYSLEXIC I AM? 267 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:30,390 WELL, IT LIKE LOOKS IT. UH--LOOKS LIKE IT. 268 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,520 WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY HE HASN'T BEEN DOING HIS SCHOOLWORK. 269 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,820 HE MUST BE VERY FRUSTRATED. 270 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,720 EXACTLY! 271 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,820 YOU READ MY MIND. 272 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:41,400 EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL JUMBLED. 273 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:47,500 ZACK, I AM SO SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU ABOUT YOUR GRADES. 274 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:51,780 OH, HONEY, WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE MOTHER AM I? 275 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:55,210 ONE THAT'S SMOTHERING HER SON. 276 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,380 IT'S QUITE NATURAL TO FEEL GUILTY. 277 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,480 BUT--IT'S NOT GOOD TO FEEL TOO GUILTY. 278 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,550 BUT A LITTLE GUILTY IS NORMAL. 279 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:03,120 I MEAN, YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL GUILTY 280 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,890 ABOUT NOT FEELING GUILTY. 281 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,890 IS THE WORD andquot;GUILTY STARTING TO SOUND WEIRD TO YOU? 282 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:09,390 Both: A LITTLE. 283 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,540 GEE, I WONDER WHO YOUR FAVORITE TWIN IS? 284 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,540 THAT'S OK, MOM. I'M ALREADY DYSLEXIC. 285 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:30,620 I DON'T WANT LOVE HANDLES, TOO. 286 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:33,550 I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR BEING SO HARD ON YOU. 287 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:36,680 IT'S OK. YOU'VE BEEN APOLOGIZING TO ME ALL DAY. 288 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,320 YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 289 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,690 I'M GONNA GO GET YOU SOME MORE WHIP CREAM. 290 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,530 I LOVE YOU. 291 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,130 YOU, TOO! 292 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,300 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FOOLING EVERYONE 293 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,170 WITH THIS WHOLE DYSLEXIC SCAM. 294 00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,300 IT WON'T WORK, YA KNOW? 295 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,780 A: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 296 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,610 AND B: OH, YES IT WILL! 297 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,810 HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF? 298 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:10,560 SIMPLE. I GOT SOME OF THE DYSLEXIA INFO I NEEDED FROM BOB 299 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,160 AND DID THE REST OF THE RESEARCH AT THE LIBRARY. 300 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,090 I THOUGHT YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM 301 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:16,690 WHEN YOU GOT CHELSEA SWARTZMAN 302 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:17,560 TO GIVE YOU HER PUDDING 303 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,290 BY TELLING HER IT WAS MADE BY ELVES 304 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:21,100 WHO WERE CHAINED TO GIANT VATS. 305 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,070 BUT TO PRETEND TO HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY 306 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,370 SO MOM WON'T PUNISH YOU? 307 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:29,600 HOW DO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR? 308 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,410 YOU'RE RIGHT. I FEEL LOUSY. 309 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,480 YOU DO? 310 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,380 NO. 311 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,590 SO THERE I WAS AT THE STORE, 312 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,190 AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE THIS DIAMOND BRACELET. 313 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,750 BUT I LEFT MY CREDIT CARDS IN MY OTHER PURSE. 314 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:49,490 TAKE THAT! 315 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:52,630 SO, I HAD TO WRITE A-- CHECK! 316 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:55,000 RATS! 317 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,100 DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YA? 318 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,130 ARE YOU FEELIN' THE HEAT, GIRL? 319 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,770 OH, YEAH, IT'S GETTIN' HOT, ISN'T IT? 320 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:04,740 OK, I'LL MEET YOU IN ONE MORE MOVE. 321 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,910 CHECKMATE. 322 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:06,710 I WANT A REMATCH! 323 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:09,740 HOW MANY MORE TIMES WE HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAME? 324 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,180 UNTIL I WIN. 325 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:15,180 BY THEN, THE DINOSAURS WILL BE EXTINCT. 326 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,350 OK, MR. MOSEBY. 327 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,050 I'VE GOTTEN EVERYTHING 328 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,450 FOR GRANDMA ESTEBINA'S VOICE CURE. 329 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:21,060 NOW TONIGHT, BEFORE YOU PUT ON YOUR JAMMIES, 330 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,730 RUB THIS FAT CHICKEN ON YOUR CHEST. 331 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,790 AND NOW, THE MUFFLER OF HEALTH. 332 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,740 SIT. 333 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,440 THE GLOVES OF HEALTH. 334 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,300 OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE, MR. MOSEBY. 335 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:42,150 THE FUZZY SLIPPERS OF HEALTH. 336 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,610 THE HAT OF REVENGE? HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE? 337 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,110 OK, MR. MOSEBY. 338 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,160 STAND UP ON ONE FOOT AND JUMP UP AND DOWN. 339 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,690 JUST KIDDING. THAT MAKES YOU LOOK SILLY. 340 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,620 AND FINALLY, MR. MOSEBY, 341 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,430 THE DRINK OF HEALTH. 342 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,570 NOW, IT'S MADE FROM WOLVERINE STOMACH 343 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,370 WITH A HINT OF BADGER SPLEEN. 344 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:09,700 DRINK IT ALL UP OR NO DESSERT OF HEALTH. 345 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,710 AH? AH! 346 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,220 I GUESS I SHOULD'VE GIVEN HIM 347 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,420 THE PILLOW OF HEALTH FIRST. 348 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,530 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY HOMEWORK? 349 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,930 SURE, BUT MR. FORGESS SAYS TO ONLY DO AS MUCH AS WE CAN. 350 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:37,030 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED. 351 00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,030 OK. 352 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,070 I'M STUMPED. 353 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:46,470 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. 354 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:48,440 DON'T YOU FEEL BAD? 355 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,620 ACTUALLY, I DO. 356 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,680 REALLY? 357 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,150 NO. 358 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:56,520 ZACK, I'M NOT GONNA SAY I'M SORRY ANYMORE, 359 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,480 BUT I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA. 360 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,030 OH, SWEET! 361 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:01,860 SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION 3! 362 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,430 THAT'S MY FAVORITE COMBUSTION OF ALL. 363 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:07,530 THIS VERSION HAS THE FLAMES OF ARGON AND THE SCEPTER OF SIRUS! 364 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:14,140 WOW, AND I THOUGHT YOU DYSLEXICS HAD TROUBLE READING. 365 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,600 THEY DO, CODY. 366 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,270 ALL I'M SAYING IS 367 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:21,680 HE FLEW THROUGH THE FLAMES OF ARGON PRETTY QUICKLY THERE. 368 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,310 YES, HE DID, DIDN'T HE? 369 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,550 UH...THAT'S BECAUSE 370 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,010 I'M BEEN LOOKING AT THE VIDEO GAME BOX FOR WEEKS. 371 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,360 IT WAS REALLY HARD TO READ AT FIRST, 372 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,990 BUT THEN I MEMORIZED IT. 373 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,720 MR. FORGESS SAID US DYSLEXICS 374 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,920 HAVE GOOD MEMORIES. 375 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,690 AND YET YOU HAVEN'T REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY EVER 376 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:41,500 AND WE'RE TWINS! 377 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,870 MOM, CODY'S MAKING ME FEEL BAD. 378 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,300 CODY, STOP PICKING ON ZACK. 379 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,280 BOY, THAT SOUNDED ODD. 380 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,240 ESTEBAN. 381 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:57,840 I KNOW THAT VOICE. 382 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,150 MY GRANDMA ESTEBINA'S CURE HAS WORKED! 383 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,120 SURPRISINGLY, YES. 384 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,790 THAT BADGER SPLEEN DID THE TRICK. 385 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,620 OH, JOY. 386 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,720 IT'S QUITE A RELIEF 387 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,590 TO FEEL MY OLD SELF AGAIN. 388 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,630 AH, MRS. CLEAVER. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 389 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,760 WELL, THAT'S ODD. 390 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,560 AH, MR. CUNNINGHAM. 391 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,930 ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE 392 00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:19,930 FOR RICHIE'S GRADUATION PARTY-- 393 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,910 DO I BY ANY CHANCE...SMELL? 394 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,950 OH, YES. LIKE A DEAD HORSE IN AUGUST. 395 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,320 AND YOU SEEM HAPPY ABOUT THIS BECAUSE? 396 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,350 BECAUSE IT MEANS THE CURE IS WORKING. 397 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,920 AY YI YI. 398 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,990 HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER THIS AWFUL ODOR? 399 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,160 A WEEK, GIVE OR TAKE A MONTH. 400 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:47,360 YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY. YOU MAY WANT TO CONSULT A DOCTOR. 401 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:49,390 HERE. TRY THESE. 402 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:51,600 IT MAY MASK THE SMELL. 403 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,440 CHECKMATE! 404 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,770 I WIN! 405 00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:02,210 ALL HAIL MADDIE, QUEEN OF CHESS. 406 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,980 GREAT JOB. CONGRATULATIONS. SEE YA. 407 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,150 WAIT A MINUTE. 408 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,310 YOU LET ME WIN! 409 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,160 NO, I DIDN'T. 410 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:10,960 PROVE IT. PLAY ME AGAIN. 411 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,460 WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BEAT ME? 412 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,190 BECAUSE IF I'M NOT THE SMART ONE, THEN WHO AM I? 413 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,660 THAT'S EASY-- YOU'RE MADDIE, 414 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,500 THE SMART ONE WHO STINKS AT CHESS. 415 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,700 THANK YOU. 416 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,870 YOU'RE STILL GOOD AT READING AND NUMBERS 417 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,570 AND ALL THAT USELESS STUFF. 418 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,070 I MEAN, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT 419 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,010 THAT THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF SMARTS? 420 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,740 YOU'RE RIGHT. 421 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:36,740 AND CLEARLY, I'M NOT AS SMART AS YOU... 422 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:41,120 IN THIS ONE PARTICULAR TRIVIAL GAME. 423 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,220 THANK YOU. 424 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,790 YOU'RE WELCOME. 425 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,820 SO HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CHECKERS? 426 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,650 NO! 427 00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,720 CHINESE CHECKERS! 428 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,090 [SPEAKING CHINESE] THAT'S NO IN CHINESE. 429 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:52,330 WELL, HOW ABOUT A QUICK GAME OF... 430 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,130 GUESS WHAT COLOR I'M THINKING? 431 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,130 BLUE! 432 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,700 DARN! 433 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,910 CHECK IT OUT, BOB. 434 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:02,410 AN andquot;A. 435 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,140 I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR NEXT TEST. 436 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,140 ZACK, DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT? 437 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,340 YES, ZACK, I DID. 438 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:11,320 SHOULD I BE AFRAID OF YOU? 439 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:13,550 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 440 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,080 MR. FORGESS INVITED ME IN TO OBSERVE, 441 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,420 AND I HEAR THEY'RE SERVING SHEPHERD'S PIE IN THE CAFETERIA. 442 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,060 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVES ME A GOOD SHEPHERD'S PIE. 443 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,290 ZACK, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME, AND WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING 444 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,590 YOUR AMAZINGLY QUICK PROGRESS IN THIS CLASS. 445 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:27,930 SO WHY DON'T YOU START THINGS OUT 446 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,160 BY READING SOMETHING FOR US ALL. 447 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,000 WELL, I'M PAINFULLY SHY, BUT-- 448 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,140 COME ON. GIVE IT A WHACK. 449 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:44,150 "ONE KNEW ZONDER BLENASHER?" 450 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,310 AND THIS GUY GOT AN andquot;A? 451 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,450 THIS MAKES NO SENSE. 452 00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:50,860 OH, I'M SORRY. HERE. 453 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:51,660 I MEANT TO GIVE YOU THIS. 454 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:55,720 andquot;ONCE UPON A TIME, WHEN THE FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY 455 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,560 WAS A LITTLE BOY--andquot; 456 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,960 OH, THIS MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE. 457 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,630 YEAH, AND YOU SEEMED TO READ IT 458 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,970 WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. 459 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:08,600 AS OPPOSED TO, SAY, SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS DYSLEXIA. 460 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,780 I'M CURED! 461 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,540 YOU, SIR, ARE A GENIUS. 462 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:20,110 I'M GOING TO TELL ALL MY DYSLEXIC FRIENDS. 463 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:23,890 ZACK, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 464 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,320 OK. 465 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,590 I THOUGHT IF I PRETENDED TO HAVE DYSLEXIA 466 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:31,000 I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK HARD TO GET GOOD GRADES. 467 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:35,100 I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE IT SO EASY. 468 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:35,960 RIGHT? 469 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,900 YEAH. THE JUMBLED LETTERS, 470 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:39,830 THE RIDICULE, 471 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,710 THE INABILITY TO SINK A FREE THROW. 472 00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:44,440 THE DYSLEXIA DOESN'T AFFECT YOUR BASKETBALL ABILITY. 473 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,970 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I WAS ON A ROLL. 474 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,550 ZACK, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 475 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,520 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT 476 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,780 HOW GREAT CODY IS IN SCHOOL. 477 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,780 ZACK, I'M NOT GOING TO BELITTLE CODY'S ACHIEVEMENTS 478 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:57,580 TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 479 00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:01,160 YOU KNOW, ZACK, YOU'RE ACTUALLY A VERY BRIGHT KID. 480 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,930 YOU'RE JUST LAZY. 481 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,330 IS THERE A CLASS FOR THAT, TOO? 482 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,860 I'M HOPING IT'S NOT BEFORE NOON. 483 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:07,560 DON'T WORRY, ZACK. 484 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,930 THE SCHOOL WILL HELP YOU CATCH UP WITH YOUR WORK. 485 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:13,140 OH, BY PROVIDING ME WITH EXTRA TIME 486 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,440 FOR MY ASSIGNMENTS? 487 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,340 YEP. YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF EXTRA TIME. 488 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:19,100 JUNE, JULY, AND AUGUST. 489 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,650 PEAK SEASON FOR VEGETABLES. 490 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,310 BUT-- 491 00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:26,380 OK. I'M SORRY, MOM. 492 00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:29,710 AND MR. FORGESS. 493 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,720 AND CLASS. 494 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,590 AND BOB. 495 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,670 TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE. 496 00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:49,000 NOW YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK BY YOURSELF. 497 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,200 NO ONE TO HELP YOU. 498 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,980 JUST YOU AND YOU ALONE. 499 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,780 OK, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, 500 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,510 WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA? 501 00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:56,940 THAT'S EASY. BISMARCK. 502 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,980 I THOUGHT BISMARCK WAS THE CAPITAL OF SOUTH DAKOTA. 503 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,120 NO, THAT'S PIERRE. 504 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,090 THEN WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF WYOMING? 505 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:03,520 CHEYENNE. 506 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,490 THANKS. YOU JUST FINISHED MY HOMEWORK. 507 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:12,130 LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL.